SIDE NOTE: awesome, i love laggy gamez, perfect for speed teleporting!!!

GRANTED: but when theres weather the game lags up so much that potco had to close down,

I WISH: for the bloodfire sabre

Granted, but you drop it in the swamp and the fire never functions properly again.

I wish for the ability to fly without glitching.

Granted, but you can only stop flying once every ten years.

I wish I could meet Captain Jack Sparrow! (no, not johnny depp, captain jack :))

Granted, but he confuses you so deeply with his twisted sentences that you have to dive into the deepest depths of your mind to get away from them, rendering you insane.

I wish I could have my userpage fully operational.

Granted but you cant type things in it

I wish for POTCO to have all nice people

Granted, but then the game gets boring because nobody is out defeating enemies or questing because they don't like confrontation.

I wish that nobody will ever find my rum.

Granted but the rum gets a horrible taste

I wish that there was extra guild controls

Granted but the members leave because the guild is too strict.

I wish I could make my own weapons.

Granted but the weapons do 1 point of damage and subtract health from you everytime you use them.
I wish for Space ships!

Granted but you can only fly them in a circle.

I wish for Jolly Roger to become scarier.

Granted, but everyone is so scared, minor threats turn the caribbean into a dark hq for all things evil.

I wish for more unlimited access promos.

Granted, but unlimited access costs more now.

I wish for an eye patch (:D)

Granted, but you cant see well with both eye patches, and fall off a cliff.

I wish for a guild hangout.

Granted, but it's onlt two chairs with a blanket over it.

I wish for a peg leg.

Granted but everytime you wear it you fall down.
I wish for new islands.