the monkey then jumps up and grabs davy's rum and runs away with it

The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, said alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?

No... I dont think so.

Davy gets up, launches his ship, then sails to Tortuga to buy more rum.

then davys ship while sailing hits a really big storm

Poor Davy realizes he will die, and sells his soul to Jolly Roger, who had promised he would not die; surprisingly, he kept his word; unfortunately however, Davy wasn't alive either...

Ok... this is no fun for me.... lets restart with some nonexisting guy!

Joe the pirate was sitting in a bar drinking rum!

while joe was listening to the live band in the bar all his rum fell over.

Joe screamed : OMG MAI RUM, LIKE, FELL!!! AHH!!!!

after all that screaming joe lost his voice lol

Joe left the bar in dismay, then he decided to go for a hike.... INTO THE PADRES VOLCANO!

the volcano was very melow today but then started to shake!

Due to the sulfur in his eyes, he became blind, when he became blind he realized that he had left his sword all the way back home and he had dropped his pistol in a rock that is 1000 feet below the volcano, and there is no way to possibly reach the volcano, even if you were to use a rope which would fail miserably, even after he noticedthis he ran into a rock thatw as right in front of him due to his blindness and reached for an empty handle with no sword and then tried to reach over to his pistol which wasn't there at the time, due to him being clumsy and lazy he falls off the volcano and lands in an Indian town where there's free rum., but the only cost of getting the rum is to be able to have a sword and battle with the elder, and due to not having a sword he is unable to obtain his precious rum and goes thirsty for a few days until he finds a sword at a rock which is incredibly shiny and pulls it out, he then battles with the elder and gets his rum and now is savoring his last drop of rum, that is until he loses his sword again to a crab that tried to attack him and stole his sword.

I win KOTC.

I ban Dog for making me read!!!

-Reading Reading- Finished!!

As his walks carry on he finds a waterfall with pure water and replenishes his thirst.

I said within grammatical limits. Randomly putting commas in place of periods doesn't count.

Unfortunately for poor Joe, this was the same fresh-water source from ol' Davy's story, and he dies of the poison.