I put in the grenade, pull the pin, and put it in Jack's mouth.

I put in Luigi.

I take out Mario and make him jump on Davy's head for coins!

I put in 5 Golden Rings, a partridge in a pear tree, and some jingle bells.

My ring! My precioussss.....

I put in a dancer.

I take out the other rings, for I realize they were worth a fortune.

I put in the Ban ark, recovered by Indiana Jones. Thank you, Mr. Jones.

I take out Jones's whip

I put in my lost sword....wait dont have one....um my privateers bayonet

I take out Luigi, and sick him on Davy.

I put in Bowser.

I take out bowser and sick him on Jack.

I put in a bottle of root beer.

i take the bottle of root beer and put a lifetime supple of rum

MY RUM!

I put in some soup.

Some of the soup spilled, so I took the rest out

I put in a ban-ana xD

I take the ban-ana.

I put in a lost sword.

I take out the lost sword, so it is a found sword.

I put in a copy of being a Ninja for dummies and a toy B4N L4Z3RRRRRRR for only $15.99!!

I take out Ban Lazer and put in Azt3c, my online gamer tag.

I hack into your gamer name and put in some cheat codes.

I ban your hacking skills. I put up a firewall before hand, so you fail...