I ban Pond because I have never seen him post on a ban game before.

I ban Dog for using the ban that everyone said for you.

I ban myself for coming back to this game.

And I ban Sharky for telling someone something logicalish.

I ban Jason for not being able to resist the temptation of the Ban Game.

If there is someone who posts at the same time as me, i ban him/her/them.

If there isnt, I ban Sharky.

First, I ban Crest for being a hypocrite. So, Rum Master Crest can have minions, but Rum Master Jack cannot?

I also ban Stealth for being to occupied predicting the non-existent future.

If there is a person posts at the same time as me, I ban him/her/ them

If there isnt, I ban Jack.

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I ban the repetitive Stealthy, and I ban Jack for using the same ban.

I ban Sharky for not appreciating the art of laziness.

I ban Jack because I do appreciate it, it is one of my best resources.

I ban Sharky for being lazy.

Jack PWNED

I ban Sharky for he actually did more work quoting me.

I ban Jack because I got my point across, so it was worth it.