Poor bruno! I miss that guy. He was my best friend who ate meh! *stiff* he was my only friend who ate me D:

I lost my dignity.

I fell into my pool. D:

I broke my laugh box when I saw sharktooth fall in that pool.

I made the paint on the walls melt by laughing and sprying saliva.:laughks2:

i ate myself.

I was abducted by aliens. Ones that replaced my brain with the one of Davy Fireskull.

I turned into a banana.

I ate the bannana and you transform back, exploding my stomach.

I lost the game?

I started to play this game.

I heard weirdbeard singing. o_e

My outboard motor was just stolen by a rouge gang of blue puppies intent on using it for nefarious purposes such as ones pertaining to me having to watch them drive by each day.

8(

My brain was stolen and used against me in a Trivia Tournament. O_o