All of the sudden, he heard the giggling of a little girl from behind him, and he turned to see his attacker.

Bob asked the girl, "What's your name, little devil?"

The girl says, "I'm a man!" and takes off his mask.

Bob gasps in horror, and then requests, "So tell me your name, tall cross-dresser."

"My name is Jim." says Jim.

davy jones then appears out of nowhere

Bob looks at Davy Jones, and remembers why he had destroyed the locker in the first place, so, he tackles Jones.

Jones says "Ouch! Hey, this isn't football".

Jim dogpiles on them both.

Suddenly, a random referree appears and says, "Penalty on the god and Jim. Unnessecary Roughness. 20 yards. 4th Down."

The ref blows up.

Bob slices off Davy Jones's beard and starts frying it, seeing if it makes good calamari.

Jim seasons it with the nessecary spices.

Davy pounces.

They enter a huge fight.