OK, Im going to explain how I post the chapters. I put the newest chapter in the original thread, and then put a link to the old chapter, which I post. That way it'll be easier to get to the newest chapter. If that seems to confusing, you'll get used to it.

EDIT: First chapter has been posted.

Oh come on! Not that drunk, though I was cracking up. Like so::laughks2::laughks2:

Glad ya liked it xD And in case you didn't notice, you weren't drunk at all in that episode :p. Im scared to find out what your character is like when he is drunk. (And I'm the one writing the story!)

Aye, make sure he gets drunk eventually.

He will, don't worry xD. So, Nobody else signing up? Im trying to pace myself to one chapter per week.

I like the part when I blow up the navy guys :D

Of course you do. I thought just shooting them was boring, so I tried to be a little more creative.

Wow, nobody has posted in like, a month and this is still on the first page. I find that funny. Anyway, I've been suffering from writers block. (I know whats planned AFTER this next chapter, but have absolutely no ideas for this chapter.) So, the next chapter might not be posted for another week or so.

Ok I would love to be a character
Pirate Name:Roger Sharkshot
Pirate Notoriety: 46
Favorite Weapon: Grenade,Sword
Fav Weapon Lvl:25,30
Personality:Grenades go BOOM yay a.k.a. likes explosive and is awesome
Good or Evil?: good
Other: oh and can I meet stealthy and other roger at the bar when they deliver the beer
and play around with my character if you like he can be a little crazy or explosive crazy

Sign me up!!
 

Sigh me up!! I would love to see where you take my character:laughks2:.


Pirate Name:Mr. Awesome.
Pirate Notoriety: 32
Favorite Weapon: voodoo doll.
Fav Weapon Lvl:25
Personality:Corrupt and twisted
Good or Evil?: At the moment?
Other: Is also amazing! I can be good or bad, whichever the story requires:laughks2:

Oh yay more sign-ups. :D Mr. Awesome, I am definitely going to find use for your character, and Roger, your useful too. With the sign-ups and stuff, I actually have some better ideas. So time to go write it.

Chapter 2 is in the main thread, until Chapter 3 is made. Heres Chap. 1



Chapter 1
Beer beer and, more beer.
As Roger Swordshot (Known as Roger) and his drunken friend Stealthy Cannoneer (known as Stealthy) were walking in Tortuga (well, Roger was walking, Stealthy was spinning around) something made Stealthy stop in his tracks.
“I..... I smell BEER.” Stealthy said as if hypnotized.

“MORE beer? My god, how drunk can you get before you pass out?!?” Roger exclaimed in despair.

“I must has beer.” And Stealthy walked toward the port, oblivious to the British soldiers unloading a ship with beer.

“Demoted to unloading, all because YOU let them pirates get the Black Pearl.” One guard said in disgust.

“Me? Perhaps your forgetting about how YOU started the argument in the first place!” The other exclaimed. And they continued fighting, not even noticing Stealthy and Roger walk on to the ship.

Who knew those clowns would be the ones “guarding” the beer ship. Roger thought silently to himself as he dragged Stealthy behind an empty box. Roger would have preferred to take all the guards out, but the ship might sink in the struggle, and Stealthy wouldn’t let him hear the end of THAT. Maybe this will be easy. Now, most of you have read at least a couple of books and know that saying anything like that is just asking for trouble. Which is exactly why at that moment, an unloader turned around abruptly, as if to say “I sense something to make harder.”

“Hey! Get off this ship pirates!” The guard yelled, drawing a musket.

Why do they say that, and then block the entrance so we CAN’T get out? Roger thought annoyed as he drew his favorite sword, Thunderspine.
“You prates will pay for mocking us! Charge!” The leader yelled, and the British charged.

When did we mock them? Roger thought, and pointed his sword at the charging army. The sword charged with electric energy, and fired a bolt of lightning at the army. It blasted them off their feet, and out the door.

“Easy. Wait.... where’s Stealthy?” Roger looked around the ship, and eventually found Stealthy pushing a pile of four crates of beers.

“Must.... *huff* have...... *huff* beer.......”

“Your obsessed, you know that?”

“Must.....-”

“Yeah yeah, tell you what, I’ll help you push the beer if we go to the bar and give some to them.”

“If by give, you mean sell, then sure.” Stealthy said.

“Oh, NOW the beer wears off!” Roger exclaimed angrily. Stealthy had been drunk so many times that hangovers had no effect on him.

"What beer?” Stealthy asked, bewildered.

“Oh my-” Roger didn’t finish the sentence, he just tried to strangle the air, which is going to get you nowhere. After Roger’s little fit, they went to go deliver the beer.


NOTE: Chapter 2 is relatively long, cause I just had a spark of inspiration. Oh well.

Come on people, post! I don't want to be writing this story for nobody. xD

It was pretty funny mate!

Yay 1 comment. :D