I ban Jack for bringing Russian into the ban game. No foreign languages!

I ban Davy for not approving of Russian, and any other languages. We need a Banguage..

I ban Jack in, for once, complete agreement.

The language should consist of primarily the words 'I', 'ban', and 'you'.

I ban Davy, for... agreeing with me?

APOCALYPSE! THE WORLD WILL SHATTER! SAVE YOUR LOVED ONES!

I ban Jack for having no loved ones to save.

I ban Davy. A southwest wind blow all o'er ye.

I ban Stealthy for facing northeast.

(Sorry Noobanners)

I Ban SOS for finally giving into the peer pressure I've been giving him. It's. About. TIME!

I ban this supposed, "peer pressure." There was no such thing.

I must skip Mr. Sban to ban Crest for referring to me as a Noobanner. You and I know that I graduated Noobanner long ago.

Okay now I'll ban SvenO for not banning the post above him.

I ban Davy because nobody banned me. :(

I ban this talk of rebellion. Anybody want chimichangas? I have some no you may not have any until you tell me what a chimichanga is and why it feels funny saying chimichangas over and over again.

I ban Dead for not being in tune with the flow of ban.

I ban Skip because I'm never in tune... I'm in lune.

I ban Skiperdoo for bringing music into this. Don't make me sing THE SONG.