Granted, but you are grown to the size of Paul Bunyan and now it looks like an ant.

I wish for candy!

Granted,its poisoned
I wish pets were in potco

granted the only pet available is the variola virus (causes smallpox).

i wish i knew if the cake is a lie

Granted, but I beat you over the head and you forget.

I wish for cards.

Granted but they are cursed and explode in your face......

I wish for a broken compass.....

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Granted, but I fix it.

I wish for a book.

granted its full of blank pages

NUN4U!!

I wish for tacos!

granted there imaginatry

i wish to be gm

Granted, bit disney then bans you.

I wish for a ruler (as in the kind you measure with).

You get it, but you shrink down to 1 inch and the ruler squishes you.

I wish for the filters not to hate me.

granted they just do terrible things to you for fun now.

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it ranted.

I wish for a dish.

Granted, but it is so rusted that it falls apart at your first touch.

I wish for you to perform an exorcism on Savvy the Demon.

Granted, but the exorcism fails one second in and Savvy the Demon prevails.

I wish for world domination.