Here's my entry:pirate91::bird-vi:

"Hey matey! Is that Light Sloop in our way? I want to go after those other ships with our humungo flaming cannonballs,savvy? That Phantom looks promising mate."

Good luck everyone else!

ah man...dad's gonna kill me...I wrecked his boat and I didn't even ask if I could take it out plundering. Now I'm never gonna get a sloop.

Ok here is my try!


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Sloop: 'Tis are a crazy member of thar bilge rat hunk of junk!

Gallon: Aye! Ye be looking for battle eh!?!

Sloop: Aye and what if i bein' wantin' to challenge ye floating bilge rat that smells of love! AND THATS JUST SICK!

***Bulwark, Phantom, and Barracuda come and fire at the sloop**



Sloop Captain/Capn Warhead: AYE LET ME ABOARD SCALLYWAGS!!

**Gallon blasts at Capn Warhead and the Barracuda, Phantom, and Bulwark captains start laughing***

Gallon: Take this ye livin' with yer mum bilge rat scallywags!!

**Gallon blow up the ships with fire cannonballs

**Fog rolls in and its Jolly Roger and he blows up the gallon

Jolly Roger: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE YE BE!?!?!? TIA DAL... AYE SHE COVERED FOR HIM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Galleon: Avast Matey, 'tis here isn't bumper boats ye be sinkin' me ship!

sloop's captian: Hey watch where ye going!

Gallon's captian: No ye watch where ye going, and if ye don't we may have a war upon our hands or see the likes of Davy Jones!

Sloops captian: Ok so um...... you sail right and I'll sail left, lets see if that works

Gallons' captian: Har like that will work, boys get to work to un hook us from the likes of the sloop!
*Gallon's crew gets to work, but starts the war on them instead*

Sloops Captian: I didn't mean that thing I just wanted my fathers ship to be in one peice..... All well Boys man your stations!

*War breaks out and after its over, no winners, only the gallon's captian is left and sees Davy Jones come*

Gallons captian: Ummm Bye *Swims as fast as he can away from the ships so he wouldn't be cought by Davy Jones*

Mine:

Captian: ATTACK ME HARTIES!!!

Crew: Why?!?!

Captian: They stole me mum's Picture!

Crew: ARRRRGH! Our's too!

*Big Battle

Captian: We lost Arrgh we be in Davy Jones Jocker waiting for you skally wags!


Setting: Davy Jones Locker

Captian: I never thought this place was real.

Mate: Ya, how'd we fit in a locker?

All: AHHH!

*New Pirate arrives

Some Pirate: Ouch so crowded

All: Ya, we are all stuffed in a locker

Captian: Brings back high school memories.

I know I told you to say close but this is NOT what I had in mind.

I cant really see the pic, is it of a warship and sloop killing off another ship?

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Pardon me, but me crew and I was wondering if you had any Grey Poupon. NO! Ok then, sink her men! Aaaaarrrrrrr!

It is a picture of a sloop that is crashed into and through a warship.


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:vcool:i really think that help so thank you
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Galleon Owner: "For the last time, I do not want to be in your crew!"

What I asked and ordered a war frigate and you give me a light sloop This isn't HERTZ.:vgrin:

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Epic Fail

"Cap'n there's clingons on the starboard bow!"