pirate: shouldn't you be sleeping?
navy: i was, until... *sniffs* ...hey, look what the Kraken spit out!

Guard: "I'm gonna go lay down and fall asleep. Don't try escaping or anything.

Pirate: (with trollface) "sure thing..."

Pirate: Do you mind if I take a nap, or are you expecting some sort of bold and daring escape?

Guard: Nah, you can sleep. I was just gonna let you leave anyway.

Pirate: Ah...wait what, don't tell me those scallywags made me drink Doc Grog's potions again!

Cadet: ...I can't believe you ran all around Port Royal screaming "IM A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS!"... - facepalm

Cadet: Don't be tryin' to 'scape from this 'ere prison, savvy? I'll arrange a meeting with a noose!

Pirate: In my pocket I have 3 grenades, two pistols, 4 daggers, a cutlass, a voodoo doll, and the Lost Sword of El Patron himself. Now, what did you say about a noose?

- cadet passes out -

Guard: What ya in here for?
Pirate: I. Don't. Know..

Pirate: Mind helping me out, mate?

Navy: Do I look like the type of guy who would help you?

Pirate: Ah, a nice nap!
Cadet: Get ready for more naps.

Pirate: But I was just taste testing!

Cadet: Yes, and now we're all out of rum!