I love the items they DIDN'T put on the list...

o Your Tonics recharge faster, but now are worthless because you only get 500 HP for the Best Tonic when you used to get 2000... good luck surviving...
o Lowered the Grog for you because you'll be in Jail a lot more with those useless Tonics!
o All New Weapons - but we Hached and Slashed the prices of current weapons so those of you who just spent 20k on a new staff which now costs pennies... too bad about that gold!
o Unregistered Pirates Get Light Galeons - and IF you don't crash getting to sail you're even luckier!
o Ungegistered Pirates Get The Doll, of course don't use Teleport though because this also makes you crash
o New Disconnect Feature - You disconnect without evening wanting to - saving you lots of time!

LOL!!! :D