Here lies Jack,
He was about to pack,
He got slayed by a knife,
He was fighting at night
He made such a fright,
And His friends were laughing at this sight.
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That Inestimable League once made an inestimation
He dug a hole, and tried to throw his loving Kate in
But his darling Kate ain't like the implications
And now he's in here dead.

Here lies Jack Stormfury
for glory to worry
was sailing to Cuba
then along came a stormy,
tipped over his ship and down
went he that's the last we saw of Stormfury....



On a side note....what's a PM Subcription???

a moment of silence please
 

Here lies a pirate
He lived simple and free
Plundered hard on land
Even harder at sea
Fully mastered
and a belly full of grog
Picked a fight
with a huge cursed log
That mighty stump
crushed him flat
Rest in Peace
Sven Ironrat

:rip:

The Best Demise...heh
 

Epitaph for a Pirate Wench
 

that was 2 funny lizzy....well wrote matey

I don't know if I'm allowed to post someone else epitaph, But here goes:



Here lies Sarah
Died at the cannon
When a shipmate who just aquired "Explosive"
Shot his own ship, right where she was standing!




(True Story!)

Here Lies Bella
She was uglier than any fella
One day she went to flirt
And got conked in the head
With her jar a dirt

Here is another from me:

Here lies a pirate named Kat
Who died while batting around her staff
Fighting off the many enemies she made
and didn't see one behind
Oh that poor girl didn't expect the next
She fallen to her fate and put to rest
Right here under your feet

Below the decks of Murky Hollow,
Lies, Alex, a man you'd follow,
Until the night is black and the bats are out,
the children laughing all about,
you will start to scout,
about that treasure those
pirates be talkin' about.

Combat Lizzy now occupies a place in the great beyond
She discovered the sea wasn't just a big pond
Lizzy attempted her finest to battle those great ships
But alas she is now in Davy Jones merciless grip....