Originally Posted by Poison Elf

I only can say I would dread the thought of this with no testing and slammed into game.

With recent events lately, I will take some guesses.

Siege bomb degraded to a pinata. Cannon will shoot pumpkins. Ships will become rubber duckies. Pistols shoot gum balls. Doll the one that gets a costume. Staff grows bristles and flies off, hit f6 and ejection from game. Thrown daggers turn into tweety birds. Cutlass will stun you for 20 seconds if you draw it, to sheath itself, and draw again for a possible 39 second stun.

Skellies will have triple back stab damage. Soldiers skip stun, and just auto knock you down for 10 seconds (never miss). Molusk, Brinescum, Gypsy, will auto hex you draining your full power. The Kraken will make a appearance, (in the fountain at port royal), all two inches of em.


Oh wait, everybody send these ideas into Disney, that way this won't happen for sure.