hmmmm Why does POTCO call us unlimited when we are limited to level 40?

Hmmm...Why do cooks in restaurants not no the difference between crisp and burnt bacon?

"Time travel" is basically jumping between parallel universes (or timelines), thus when you jump back in time, you're creating a new timeline splitting the one timline into two timelines at the point you return to. So your grandfather would be alive in timeline 1, but you would've killed him in timeline 2 so you would never exist in timeline 2, but since you came from timeline 1, you should be alright as long as you return to the timeline you came from. You could even stay in timeline 2, but nobody would know who you were and you wouldn't be able to spy on yourself

Hmmmmm.....why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?

:turkeytalk::turkeydanceani::turkeytalk:


LOL...ahh man Zeppers, don't think I've been edited for being controversial before. Sorry about that.

Hmmmm...... why does free advice always cost so much

Hmmmmmm..... why don't pineapples come from pinetrees?

Hmmmm....why is it called a highway? Is it elevated higher than normal roads?

Hmmmm....that makes me wonder why horseapples don't grow on horses?

Hmmm...How can scientists decide that Pluto is no longer a planet after all these decades of calling it such. Pluto must really be hurt!

Hmmmmm........If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages

Hmmmmmmm...why is Sam using one of my lines?

hehe...

actually my Hmmmmm would be...


Hmmmmmm...why aren't there any golf courses in the Antartic?

The penguins would eat them.

Hmmmmmm... why is Orange Juice so addictive?

Because they found more planetary objects and don't want to burden children with remembering more than 9 planets....or maybe they just wanted to stick it to the God of the Underworld.


ahhh...but there are, they're just difficult and full of penguins. They disc golf down there too.
http://ecogolfballs.com/images/247_Antarctica1.jpghttp://ecogolfballs.com/images/247_Antarctica2.jpg





Hmmmm.....how do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Hmmmmm........ why can't I levitate things with my doll?

Deer??
 

Deer Crossings---->The deer are hypnotized by the yellow color :laughks2:

Hmmmm.....Why don't dogs meow and cats bark? :tg21:

hmmm,- I wonder if I will get caught if I double post :D

Guaranteed... just a matter of how long till we notice it. ;)

Why does the sun rise, but set instead of fall?