Granted, but the soul's soul comes back and haunts ye after ye kill it.

I wish I were closer than a level and a half to level 30 on test.

granted but any weapons u get u can't use

i wish for the kraken to come

Granted, but we all fall asleep before it starts.

I wish I were in bed right now. Good night!

Granted, but you will have horrible nightmares!

I wish that I could see a chicken doing the moonwalk.

Granted! but he explodes afterwards

I wish i could hold my breath forever XD.

Granted, but when you have a girlfriend and go to say something nice, you can't say anything.

I wish that I could start the next ban thread.

Granted, but by then everyone is bored of the ban game.

I wish I had a root beer cellar!

Granted, but then it blows up and your house is full of root beer, and your dog drinks it all before you could get a sip.

I wish that I got 1,000 points per enemy so I could make it to 30 faster. ( half way done with 29... :D)

Granted but you are bored once you reach level 30 and the game becomes to easy so you are forced to quit.

I wish that this wish hadn't been wished, therefore there is nothing to corrupt so by corrupting it you aren't corrupting anything at all, for if this wish actually existed, which it wouldn't if had wished that I hadn't wished, there would be nothing to keep me from making this exact wish, and i would make the same wish as i wouldn't remember a wish if it hadn't been wished so I couldn't change it, forcing us into and endless loop of time and space.

Granted, but as soon as you find that out, a GM sees you and bans you because he thinks your hacking, so you lose test and start all over.

I wish that every day was saturday

Granted, but whenever it rains, it rains 40 pound grapes.

I wish that El Patron was a level 1 Gravedigger Boss.

Granted, but then there are lots of angry players because he isnt a challenge.

I wish that El Patron and me were pals.

Granted. But he later back stabs you. D:
I wish for this wish to not be corruptible.