I ban the muffi that ends in n

I ban Pirate Guy for having such a creative name.

I ban Spoiler Sharky for being correct!

I ban the guy.

I ban Davy for making me force my hand. Rum is a valuable commodity.

I ban Jack. I need 10 more barrels by tomorrow Jack. The guild is thirsty...

I ban Davy for even attempting to boss me around. You're a Ban Apprentice and a Rum Bum! You cannnot issue orders to me!

I ban Jack. Alright, fine then... I guess you'll just have to talk with my advisor again... but he's a bit grumpy lately... and hungry...

I ban Davy for including his "advisor" in the statement......By the way if you do meet up again can I watch! :) and my bat <^>0_0<^>

I ban Pirate Guy for not knowing we're selling tickets. To fund my rum storage.

So either I tax/steal/accidentally obtain Davy's rum, or earn plenty of gold to fund myself.

I ban Jack for attempting to tax/steal/accidentally obtain Davy's rum.

I ban Jack for keeping my guild and I waiting. I need thirty barrels of ten year old rum! Aged well too! Then I think another twenty bottles of some sweet, light rum, and to top it off, 50 bottles of the EITC's finest rum. Oh, and throw in a couple dozen barrels of molasses.

I ban Davy for all his demands and banning me on his reason to edit thing. <---Period.

I ban Davy for really wanting me to release the second flesh-eating bunny.

And don't try to sick the monster on me. I have meat a-plenty.

I ban Jack for having a flesh eating bunny.