And then Bloop attacks him.

But Bloop is gone before he even moves an inch because Chuck Norris killed him (or it?).

Andy squirma up from the rock and greets Chuck

But Chuck Norris doesn't even think and Andy is already dead... now Chuck Norris goes back home to be a texas ranger again. xD

Andy (who survived) goes back to plunderin.

But, even though Andy thinks he (impossibly) survived Chuck Norris, he realizes that he has become undead (it is impossible to survive Chuck Norris).

Then the plunder that he was plunderin plundered him instead

He sets out to find Tia to fix it.

To make a long sentence short.... tia fixes it

But he finds out that it was a man wearing womans clothes and that Tia has already left earth and returned to the God world.

Andy doesn't care, he has been fixed.

Later on, he realizes that he has started to grow barnacles!

He picks them off and encounters Jack Sparrow.

Jack gives him the black spot.

He in turn gives it to Jack the monkey.