I ban Jack for wishing to reveal the art of the ban to the general public! thats a horrible idea

I second that ban. Then we will have all knowing the ancient art of The Ban, and then things will die.

I ban Dog for being like his GM, Davy. Unable to see the future that could come to the Art of Ban and Rum!

I ban Davy for giving me no good reason to ban him. and I ban Jack for being so fast.

I ban Jack for wanting to share the things that should be left secret. Reveal anything and I'll kill you. Not in a simple way either.

I ban Dog for not being around long enough to see the true speed of my banning. This just my first degree of speed.

I also ban Davy for remaining closed to the future. So much could happen. I do not intend to teach them the finer points of the ban, just the lighter aspects, like how to ban semi-successfully.

I ban Davy for threatening to kill Jack in a complicated way.

I ban Dog for being part of the ban conspiracy.

I ban Dog, for killing people in a complicated way means you either respect them, or you fear them.

I ban Skip for thinking there is a conspiracy. what is this conspiracy you speak of?

I ban Dog. If you're still talking about it, you know about it.

I ban Dog for being unclear of his own conspiracy. To stop the spread of banning. To leave the art of ban, and thus fun, to only those who seek it.

I ban Skip. You are the one who brought it up.

I ban Dog for being pwned by Jack's speed.

I ban Skiper, for I am certain he will ban before me.