I ban Sharktooth for being very good at internet sarcasm.

I ban sarcasm...

I skip Jules to ban Davy because he needs to be banned for not thinking I am epic. Which I am, of course.

I ban Sharktooth for insisting that such lies are true.

I ban Jules for that failure of a ban. And you call yourself a ban master!

I ban Davy because she edited her original. :O

I ban Davy for being vicious now. THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban Sharktooth for calling me a villain. I do believe that that is my line. Scratch that, its Tybalt's.

I ban Davy for pwning himself.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking correction is pwntion.

I ban you all goodnight... Until tomorrow noobanners.

I ban Jules for being gone so long that she still thinks I am a Noobanner.

I ban Davy because I shouldn't be one either. -_-

I ban Sharktooth in agreement... for once.

I ban Davy for agreeing with me....

You didn't give me much to work with. :P

I ban Sharktooth for not creating something out of nothingness.

I ban Davy because that is hard to do, especially this late at night, when I'm tired.