I choke Captain Jason with a juice box and take sword

I throw the remains of Captain Jason at Chalupa. I take the sword and hide it where no one knows where it is

I stumble over while I tried to find a bottle of rum. I then take it and use it as a tooth pick.

then i pull it out & knock u out with it, & slit your throat for good measure

Good thing that was my stunt double, Wacky Jackie.

I steal it from you whilst you sleep. "My toothpick."

i never sleep, my voodoo does that for me

So, instead I get you good and drunk and steal my toothpick while you collapse.

My Toothpick.

I magically turn your toothpick into a bear. It eats you.

I find the lost sword from some random guy named Gravedigger Lv 1.

The I Steal The Gravedigger Lvl 1 From Your El Patron's Lost Sword.... i mean I Steal Your El Patrons Sword From Your Gravedigger Lvl1 While You Pass Out in Awe.

i take sword kill my self go to davy jones locker haha

I destroy Davy Jones's locker releasing you into a ghost. Ghosts can't hold things. I grab it while you are shocked

I'll take sword while you are amused, then head to Anvil's.

What you didn't realize, is that while jakeman was turned into a ghost, I secretly swapped El Patron's Lost Swod, for a Privateer's Cutlass, much to your dismay.

I appear right as you are running away with El Patron's Sword, trip you, and then throw El Patron's Sword into an endless ravine!

I jump into the ravene, grab the sword, and grab onto a rock poking out from the wall. I climb down 4,000,00O' and Dig me a hut that is hard to get to but easy to escape.