I manage to take up a miniscule exisitence on whats left of Earth, and manage to build a tiny vessel for me and my imaginary friend, Jak.

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Muffin i think your on the wrong thread.. xD

Anyways it turns out that everything was a dream.


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I find out it actually was a dream just really realistic


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So, Im still captain of the ship.

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*Ties Jack to a Shark and drowns him*

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I befriend said shark and name him "Billy." I then order him to release me and take you down to the depths of the seas!

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Poor Billy. He's a hungry, hungry shark. He eats you, and then I eat him.

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You made the same mistake as earlier. Your stomach explodes, Billy is thrust back into the seas and I emerge on the deck of the ship.

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You emerge on the deck of the ship. Dead.

I am resurrected.

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LOL! Nice one.

I am resurrected and sucker punch ye.

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I am resurrected and slap you to death.

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You slap Jack to death... do you part. You are now married and move to Port Royal to live your life together. I "volunteer" for the job of captain by shooting anyone in the the crew who disagrees with me.

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I drop a seige on your foot and you cry and run.

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The siege explodes and a piece of metal is embedded in your face. Dunno, but I think it will hurt. :P. I kill anyone who doesn't want me as captain.

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acts like i want davy to be captain so he doesnt kill me then attacks him with my dagger from behind

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