Oh I ban the muffin!
The muffin man, the muffin man.
Oh I ban the muffin man who lives on Spammy Lane.

I ban Davy for coming up with Muffin's new theme song!

I ban Jack for not embracing Muffin's new theme song

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for I love the theme song.

I sneak attack ban Steel. BAHAHAHAHA!

I ban Jack for doing a sneak ban. Add that in Jackie.

I ban Davy for this is the ban game and I am givin the duty of banning you to kingdom come.

I ban Jack for wanting to ban me to death.

I ban Davy for banning Jack for wanting to ban people to death

I ban Davy with my Ban Laser of Doom.

I ban lucky for doubting my ban lazer.

I ban Jack for thinking he has a ban Lazer

I ban Filly for not acknolweding the power of the Ban Lazer! It has power that is bigger than that of the ban stick and hammer COMBINED! It's as real as the infamous Cheese Vault!

I ban Jack. The cheese vault doesn't exist. I ate it.