I ban Jack, because I trained him to take the rum from you, regardless of how much meat you have. Just hand over the rum. I can't hold his leash much longer!

I ban Davy for not realizing that a good portion of my body is wooden. Or fake. I doubt the monster really wants to go picking for the good stuff, or try to claw his way into my Sanctuary, hmm?

I ban Jack for trying to avoid the unavoidable.

I ban Jason.

I ban Jason for siding with me. Very wise my friend.

OOPS! Looks like the leash snapped! I would run if I were you. Or you can just hand over that rum...

I ban Davy for let him come. Death is preferred over rum forfeiture.

If he can find me.

I ban Jack. Jack, why is The Monster attacking you? Why is your arm laying in a bloody mess on the floor?

/shrug.

*Walks over to rum stash and starts wheeling out rum after inspecting it to make sure it is real. Its real.*

...98, 99. 100! This should last us Sorcerors a few weeks...

I ban Jack for thinking Death of any sort is coming. And I ban Davy for swaying his thoughts that way. Give me back me rum!

I ban Davy for stealing the rum.

I ban Crestshot and Sharktooth for not remembering they are Sorcerors... enjoy your share of the rum...

I ban Davy for taking the radiation poisoned/ explosive rum from one of my many fake caches, and for maiming my stunt double, Wacky Jacky!

He was the good one. -sniffle-

Don't you love surprises?

I ban Davy for not telling me I was sooner!

The :th_shark: is happy.

I ban Jack for thinking he can trick me like that. *sip* Nahh, this is good rum. I know it when I taste it. :)

As for you surviving, well, The Monster is never full xD

I ban Davy for even considering letting the Monster loose on Jack like that. I will step in, Mr!

I ban Davy for forcing the minions to rebel. The talk of revolution is always quiet at first, but even as it grows louder, it's ignored as mere rabble. However, I see I'm going nowhere.