I ban Jack for using warped and calling me a minion. you lie sir.

I ban Jack for if Dog is your minion, do I get to boss him around, since I am The Overseer

Dun dun dun....

I will NEVER follow orders from you sharky... since your sorceror is only around level 20....

23 to be exact. And IBY because I have a max. MUAHAHAHHA!

I ban you because that max is NOT a sorceror and therefore has no power over me AND in the sorcerors you have the very same position as I do (Veteran)

I ban Dog because power runs deeper than guilds.

Calm down minions.

First, I ban Sharky, for you are The COMMANDANT! (Dunh! Dunh! d-d-DUNH!)

Second, I ban Dog, for when I am away, Sharky is your boss.

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I ban Jack for giving me such an honor. W00t!

I ban Sharky because that may be true but I only obey those with authority over me which you have none of.

I ban Dog, for I have authority over you, and I give the authority to Sharky when I am busy inventing new inventions. Like a new collar.....

I ban Jack for dreaming that he has authority over me.

I ban Dog for dreaming that he is dreaming by saying that Jack is dreaming that he has authority over you.

I ban Sharky and Jack Shipnoob for teaming on the poor dog. He's rabid you know.

I ban Davy for interrupting me.

I ban Dog for denying his minionship, for now.

You see Sharktooth? He was once like you. Tried to resist me initially. Often very resistant. However, now, he loves to follow orders. And he gets rewarded for his obedience.

You shall obey, Recruit # 003. You shall become a product of the system.

So, we can do this the easy way, or the Collar way.

I ban Jack for his loooong list of bans.