Who bites his own hand off.

Andy takes the monkey and nurses it back to health.

And trains it to be a killing machine.

Together they fight Blackbeard. And win.

Then they claim the sword of triton as their prize

Then El Patron comes along and kills them both with his Legendary sword.

Lucinda comes and heals them then gives eternal life.
Then they go to Taco Bell for a bite.

Then they meat Iron Anvil and the see him cutting up some stake with is lost sword of el patrone ( he takes very good care of his sword he cleans it every day ) lol

They ask to try some.

They like it very much.

They hire Iron Anvil as a personal chef (he is payed well)

He cooks them whatever they like

They like rum cake

Iron quickly and swiftly make a rum cake.

Andy and Jack are very happy.