Hi Sharky! Your call has reached an automated banning machine.

Due to the weak nature of that ban, I hereby ban you.

Good day.

I ban Skip because that was a terrible ban with a lot of effort to make it funny, which you didn't accomplish.

I ban TSC for probably making Skip cry.

I ban Davy because that's The Onions job!

I ban Davy for thinking that TSC made Skip cry. Why should he cry?

I ban Catherine.

I ban Stealthy for making me cry.

I ban Softydoo.

I ban Davy for not calling him Skype.

I ban CST for trying desperately for that nickname to stick.

I ban TSC because it is working.

I ban McSharky for being in denial. That's like YOUR nickname.

I ban Crest. Crest, you are the only one who calls me that, so I don't know about that.

I Ban McSharky for not understanding my sentence. Let me rephrase. That's like my oh so special nickname for you that you, unfortunately for you, fortunately for me, made on accident one night, that only I use.

I ban Crest for making her own name on accident/purpose.