granted but its a chew toy

i wish for bacon

Granted, but its a chew toy. xD

I wish for a bottle of rum.

granted but it is overcooked

i wish we had pets and houses in-game XD

granted but you can't drink rum ever agian

i wish davy fireskull would stop pretending he likes rum

Granted, so I start actually liking it! :D

I wish that I could finally get the high score on Advanced Curveball, and the score is saved!

granted but flash will never work on your computor agian

i wish for FDR(preident franklin d rosevelt)

granted but your in north korea

i wish for a question mark

granted but its upside-down

i wish that that wish wasn't so random

Granted, but he doesn't like you. Sorry Chimera! xD

I wish.... for.... the.... yea....

Granted, but then you die.

I wish for a sundae...

Granted, you asked for it to be Sunday, right?

I wish for rum..

Granted, but it has worms in it. (Making it Tequila, no?) :P

I wish that I had a parrot that sat on my shoulder all day.

Granted, but it pecks you continuously.

I wish that Famed weapons were found more frequently.