I telephone you, and you pick up. I then reach through the phone and grab the sword from your hut. You don't have caller ID on your phone so you don't know where I am or who I am.

My sword!

I bribe 70000 Abassa Tortugans to distract you and then I steal the sword.

Then i bribe those same 70000 triple what you did to get me the sword....



but Iron Anvil already has one so NOW I GOT 2 OF THEM cause I'm cool like that!!!

Now I sneek into your inventory, Take one of the lost swords, and trash the other.
NOW YOU GOT 0 OF THEM because you fail like that...

I sneak the blade away from you as you celebrate and curse the blade with voodoo magic. I then throw it into an endless fire pit, trapping the blade forever.

I call an exalted expedition to retrieve the lost blade. And with a 16$ budget, I'm able to retrieve the sword using nothing but fire resistant bubble gum.

I give you this "rare" Rusty Cutlass while your drunk and in exchange you give me the lost sword.

I simply just take it.

I simply take it back.

I smash a rum bottle on your head and take it

Jolly attacks you and the lost sword flies away from your belt straight into my hand

and your belt dissapears and I scoop it up

I get some rum and throw it when you were using the sword. You drop it and run for the rum. I take the sword, and wrap it tightly around my hand (Not to lose it..) and become a ghost with it. My sword now!

I disguise myself as a British soldier and chase your ship all the way to England, then I sink your ship and plunder the sword!

Only to discover it's a fake as I already pilfered it.