Icots
 

I hire an elite army of assassins, kill all your stunt doubles, anyone who can resurrect you and they also kill anyone who doesn't want me as captain. then i drink a farting potion, fart on whats left of you, then your body turns green. i do this to everyone on this thread.

ICOTS

But your already dead!

Makes Angel walk the plank for killing our captain! And then, get elected to the position of captain by my peers.

W- why I'm so suprised! -sarcasm-

ICOTS.

Turns out your "peers" were an illusion. I grab the helm and do the necessary paperwork making me the rightful captain of the ship. Next time, don't drink a barrel of grog before planning to be captain.

ICOTS

The body falls over. Its my twin brother! Yvad! I stab you from behind.

ICOTS

After I recover from my illusions, I stab you in the side. I become captain, and those who oppose can shut it.

ICOTS.

I shut it... Shut the door to your coffin after you cleaned my axe with your neck.

ICOTS

*Shuts jail door on Jack*

Now that Jackie is in prison, I will be getting on with my duties as Captain, thank you very much.

ICOTS

P.S. Jack, you just got owned.

You go to be captain... of the wrong ship. We sail by with Your's Truly as captain and sink you with one broadside.

ICOTS

I ban you both for both jailing/killing me. I then come back from my so called "departure" and make you all walk the plank with barrels tied to your feet.

ICOTS.

The barrels are full of air. I float to the surface and shoot you like a Navy Seal. I then shoot Davy's barrels, causing him to sink.

ICOTS

You disobey the Pirates Code! The crew stabs you repeatedly. I, while do indeed have a hole in my side, manage to become captain.

ICOTS.

You bleed to death. And your crew was stabbing my doppelganger, whom I must admit is hard to find at this time of day. Then, his cursed doppelganger powers kill everyone in the crew besides me and I sail to Tortuga and find a crew.

ICOTS

I go forward in time to the 1800s, and visit my dear friend, Captain Nemo. I then convince him to retire, and I take command of the Nautilus. I take it back in time, and take the submarine under your ship. I then ram it upward, causing it to drill a colossal hole in the bottom of your ship, causing it to sink immediately.

ICOTS (S is now Submarine)

I survive and open the air hatch. You explode and drown at the same time. Then, I make a deal with Davy Jones to resurrect the ship. He does, but I have to make him a deal. I offer him the souls of Davy and Jack. He accepts.

ICOTRS

(I'm captain of the resurrected ship.)