Suddenly, a dancing kitten wearing a coat comes out of nowhere and kills them all, to be banished forever from the living world.

They arrive in Davy Jones' Locker, and decide to make a team so they can figure out a way to get back to the living world.

Meanwhile, in Tortuga, Stealth plans to rob the King of Spain

But then they remember they have eternal life, and wake up from the dream of the locker.

Only to find out that they sat on the back of a giant sinking turtle.

The turtle hasn't realised they're there.

They start paddling and use the turtle as a raft.

By this time, the turtle HAS noticed them.

Then the turtle swam down the the bottom of the ocean, and for some reason, now the story revolves around the turtle.

The crew are sad that the story no longer revolves around them.

And then then the turtle gets a lazer gun and blasts the crew into smitheriens.

A random old man comes along and starts picking up the pieces of the crew for his collection.

Then, the unknowing man, eats the peices and gets turned into a turtle, in which, the sea turtle falls in love with.

Meanwhile, the pieces are forming back together inside the turtle...

Then, the turtle.....
Wait, wait wait....
I can't tell which one we are talking about, so, I will call the human turtle, hTurtle.

hTurtle gets transformed into a zombie from all the undead peices, and is sucked down to Davy Jones' locker, much to Turtle's dismay.