I ban the lurking ninja.

...seluJ nab I

I ban backwards bannin

...gninnab sdrawkcab fo gninnab eht nab I

I ban annoying posting styles that are clearly against POF rules.

I ban TSC as backup.

Sheesh I was just trying to have some fun... -_-

-_-...nuf emos evah ot gniyrt stuj saw I hseehS

And I ban both of you for messing up my fun.

.nuf ym pu gnissem rof uoy fo htob nab I dnA

I ban Nate for providing translation.

I ban Crest because if I do that then can I still do it?

?ti od llits I nac neht taht od I fi esuaceb tserC nab I

I ban Nate because you would have to ask a veteran POFer about it

I ban Crest because ... Because... Because I want to do that!

I ban Nate because that's what we have PMs for

I ban Crest because I was talking about backwards banning.

I ban Nate because....*sigh*.....I give him permission to backwards ban....with translations

YES!!!!!!!!!! VICTORY!!!! I ban you for allowing this ludicrous thing upon me!

!em nopu hniht suorcidul siht gniwolla rof uoy nab I !!!!YROTCIV !!!!!!!!!!SEY