granted but it will peak at yer head till u die

i wish for the update to come live this week

Granted, but the game will crash every time you log onto it.

I wish for the Mercers' Blades.

Granted, but Mercer hunts you down for them.

I wish that Mercer was actually in the game.

Granted, but he's the name of Jolly Roger's towel boy.

I wish for enough money to buy a SotL.

granted but it is the light sloop edition

i wish for more famed

Granted, but they all have attacks of 42.

I wish to catch all of the Legendary Fish!

Granted, but each time you catch one, you have to pay it a Famed weapon, in order to pay for stitches in its lip.

Seeing as Chris forgot to wish.. I wish that Fishing boats were cheap!

granted but the fish will sink it

i wish for christmas

Granted, but you only get coal.

I wish for more guild ranks..

Oi! LOL.

Granted, but you can only give one permission to each position.

I wish for I wish for Christmas BREAK

Granted, but it lasts an hour.

I wish for the ability to make as many pirates as you want on one profile.

granted but pirates will crash everytime u load it

i wish for sleep ZZZZZZZ............. GN!

Granted, but instead of counting sheep, Jolly Roger will help you count how many minutes you have left to live.

I wish for a week of no homework.

Granted, but instead you get double the classwork.

I wish for new staffs!