I hunt you down, kill you, and take the sword

Unfortunately .....that was my decoy. I hit you with a rusty cutlass and take back my sword.

I give you a pistol for the sword, (Again while you are drunk) stating it has better accuracy. I get the sword!

I get some fish and slap you in the face. While you are dazed and confused, I grab the sword from your belt.

I drop a smoke grenade and take back what belongs to me....

I poke you with a stick. You turn around, looking for the poker. While you were turned around, I get the sword.

I distract you with rum and sneak off with the sword.....hehehe.....

I cook the chicken with my staff and serve it to you .....you enjoy the meal as I take back what is mine....

I give you a sword that looks exactly like El Patron, but its a total fake. Since its worth nothing to me, I give you it and take the real El Patron!

I bounce a pirates nerf football off your forehead.... While you are briefly distracted I take back what is mine.

I use that football and throw to the Lost Sword of El Patron and quickly run to get it with my Swift Foot 1 Potion (Increases running speed by 30% to 60 seconds) :dancetl6:

Happy Plundering (and chasing this sword, BWAHAHA),
-Pirate Miranda- :SkullBullet1: