I ban Jack for tryin to ban trees

I ban myself for SUCCEEDING to ban trees.

Ban Lazer banz everything.

When did I promised that? Oh well....

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for you can't ban the trees. It's impossible. If you try, the stumps come after you.

I ban Steel for the ban lazer bans the stumps.

I ban the all-powerful Ban Lazer holder for wielding the ban lazer. I then destroy the Ban Lazer.

Here, enjoy your nice, nifty, ban twig. Go on, use it!

I ban JSS for not having Laser Comedy.

I ban TSC for having to spell lazer correctly.

I ban JSS because I like to spell things correctly. That's why I am a Master and you are just a noob.

I ban TSC for admitting I have graduated from the rank of noobanner to noob! Woo hoo!

I ban JSS because noob is below noobanner. PWNED!!

I ban TSC for saying the word PWNED!! Ban masters use proper grammar, no? And is not PWNED!! a made-up word?

And I'm still trying to figure out how in the world Davy became your apprentice!

I ban JSS for being PWNED! Double Pwnage!

I ban TSC for not realizing that Davy will do unspeakable things as your apprentice.

Unspeakable things....

I ban JSS because that is why He is My New Apprentice.

I ban TSC for trying to become a truly powerful force to be reckoned with, more than he already is...

TSC + DF + The Monster = Scary.