Ah! Zombie! Ban Blade Slash!

I ban Charles for making me use my WMD.

I ban the zombie for not eating Jack. I ban Jack for his WMD

I ban Sharky for forgetting punctuation. GP for the win!

Gosh. Everyone is so critical. I ban everyone who has commented on my punctuation skills.

I ban Sharky because he needs a ! after gosh. Gosh! Get it right! :)
Also can I have a ban weapon!

I ban Jack for becoming my partner in crime. Together, we will make sure nobody will ever make a misspell or use wrong punctuation ever again! Muahahahahaha!!!

I ban Davy for partnering up with Jackie without adding me to the team.

I ban Crest for not sharing her rum with me.

I ban CM for not being a minion, and thus not being paid.

Go Grammar Police!

And Pirate Guy, of course you can have one! Take the all=powerful, somewhat dangerous Ban Twig!

I believe I am the BanSmith, Jackie -.-
The nerve!

I ban Steely because-BANLAZERSNEAKATTACK!

I ban Bane for using the horrid Ban Lazer! And don't worry guys, the GP will be taking recruits soon.
As long as you agree to pay the 20 barrels of rum starter fee.
And don't worry, the Ban Twig is pretty useless and I used it quite a few times... Next time he uses it, well, it will break.

I ban Davy and Jack for making an alliance aganst me. Even though I use perfect punctuation.

:th_shark:

I ban Spelling Error Sharky for continuing the offense! Want a ticket?

GP!

Wut? O, i ban jacke wakie 4 being part of the gp.

Horrid! Disgusting!

I ban Muffin for using such a filthy sentence!