I ban Dog for not seeing the reason.

I ban the lurkers again. STOP LURKING.

I also ban you all a bad night. Have horrible dreams.

See what I did there? I made everything the exact opposite of what it is supposed to be.

I ban Davy for being a bully. D:

I van sharktooth for being up this late.
Davy- if I have the nightmare where monkeys stole my underpants while saying a big speech again, I'm directly blaming you.

I ban Hookshot for being creepy...

I ban Hook for being up this late.

I van CST fir being a bully D:
And I van you a goodnight (unlike Davy)

I ban Stealthy for selecting the wrong page, and having a weak ban to go along with it.

I ban Skip for seriously Pwning SC.

I ban TSC for not providing his own form of serious bannage to Skip.

I ban Stealthy, therefore pwning him again.

I ban Skip for having a Pwn Shop and having SC as a regular customer.

I ban SC for that lame attempt of a comeback.