I ban Catherine because I am not just a red fairy. I am ZA red fairy.

I ban Davy because you may be ZA, but you are not MA.

I ban Awesome because even though you are MA, in French, that ZA would become LA if ZA was a girl.

I ban Cannonbane for the epic typing fail.

I ban Pixie because you make epic typing fails even when you spell things right.

I ban Skip - do I have to explain why?

I ban DP because you don't, but that would make for a terrible ban...

I ban MA. My ban was epic.

I ban DP for falling into the "every single ban I make is an epic pwn!" trap. Any pirate who does this is seriously considered worthy of one of the tails from my Cat O' Nine Tails, and this tail was not meant for you...

I ban MA. It's a trap? I thought it was a blessing.

I ban DP for falling into the trap of foolishly assuming every ban you make is epic, I would usually reserve a tail just for you, but I'll spare you... For now...

I ban MA because I still don't know what a Cat O' Nine Tails is...

I ban DP because it should not matter to you, I would never use one on a lady...

I ban MA, because I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...