Granted, but they have thorns on them.


I wish that I could catch a Legendary Fish without waiting hours underwater.

Granted, but then you gltich right when you reel them in.

I wish for a never ending unlimited access membership!

Granted, but you have to create a new account to use it.

I wish for a super-computer.

Granted, but you spill soda on it and fry it.

I wish for.... uh... yea again

Granted, but you aren't very clear. The wish police turn you into a unicorn!

I wish for me to be the best sailier in the 7 seas.

Granted, but you get careless because you think that you are unsinkable, and your ship runs aground.

I wish for a slice of cake.....

Granted, but it's tastiness overloads your taste buds and makes rum taste like Corn!

I wish for Mercer's Blades..

Granted, but when you put them behind your back to throw them, you accidentally stab yourself, and you drop dead.

I wish for a piece of silver....

Granted, but's it just aluminum chocolate coins.

I wish for Singapore!

Granted, but you crash every time you land on it.

I wish for a new ship that is unsinkable, unstealable, a ship of the line, and has fury broadsides, black hull plating, black sails, and a skeleton with crossed arms on the front!

Granted, but costs 205,000 gold to buy. Hey, the wish granters have needs too ya know!

I wish for a never ending supply of Silver Shot.

Granted, but a glitch occurs where you cannot load the ammo.

I wish for a new ship that is unsinkable, unstealable, a ship of the line, and has fury broadsides, black hull plating, black sails, and a skeleton with crossed arms on the front that appears in my ship inventory!

Granted, but therefore a glitch occurs and you lose all your weapons.

I wish for a wild island with lvl 100 plus enemies.

Granted... but you crash every time you land there!

I wish that I was level 100, and my level would never be reset unless I wanted it to, and if I wanted it to, it would go back to 50.

Granted, but in order to reset, you have to fill out a form. - pulls out 500 pages -

I wish for Red Ghosts to be easier to defeat..