I ban JSS because I have PWNED DF's "monster".

I ban TSC for not realizing that more minions are better than less. Best to make friends with him.

And yes, friendship is sometimes better than intimidation.

You forgot about jack who can make people become fat with his mind.
I then rebuild the ban L4Z3RRRR and ban the heck out of Steel.

I ban Bane back, for I thought the Ban Lazer was history! It is now the Ban Laser.

i ban jack. he forgot about his job..

I ban Swordshot for not taking it upon himself.

I ban jason because i give jack the FAKE rum for doing the job. I cant pay myself FAKE rum:psmiley35:

I ban impostors.

I double-ban Swordshot for not giving me real rum. The Rum Masters aren't pleased... fake rum is quite an offense!

*rolls in, showing off his Rum Master badge*
RMI, FREEZE!
*takes his conventional BanGun and shoots swordshot*
I BAN YOU!

I ban Wacko Jacko for being afraid of me, TSC, and The Monster. You will be his first victim.

I ban Davy for not realizing that apprentices can't have minions/apprentices. And you forfeited your freedom long ago... Now, you go make me a sandwich!

I ban Jack for thinking he is my master. The only thing you are master of is noobishness. :D

I ban Davy for that is why my offical Ban Title is Noob. And no, it's not better than noobanner...

But apprentice is lower than noob! True pirates, noob or buccaneer, don't accept a master!

I ban Jack, for I guess that makes me better than a pirate! I am a... Shadow Sorceror! :O