I know, I'm so bad! I ban Jack.

I ban the muffin that went bad. You know where spoiled food goes?

*points to incinerator*

I ban fellow GP Officer Davy for having a devilishly good idea.

I ban Jack for not realizing that he is my officer, and that I am leader of the Grammar Police here on the Pirates Online Forums.

You are also banned for using an acronym.

I ban Jack for taking Davy's side.

Jack, I think that would be a good place for you... *Points to a Ball Pit* Enjoy!

OMG!

I can't ban Muffin! He gave me a BALL PIT!

And alright Davy, we share the leadership 85%-15%. You get the 85.

I ban muffin for treating Jack like a little kid.

I ban Jack. Give me an extra barrel of rum every two months and I'm happy.

I ban Davy for setting up a negotiating table.

We change the share to 65%-35%. Rum is a very valuable resource, and we're a little short, after I gave all my minions a barrel. However, when the Drink Replicator is finished, well, I'll be rolling in the doubloons. And swimming in the rum pool.

I ban Jack...

On second thought, 85%-15% sounds good to me.

I ban Davy for listening to reason, fellow GP co-founder.

We looking for any recruits?

I ban Jack for wanting recruits! Of course we don't want recruits!

I'll be accepting applications to join the GP in the form of PM, posts in this thread, or in game.

Don't look in the spoiler.

I lost The Game

I ban Davy for tempting me.... Really? Nearly 2 weeks straight. And then, that. Ugh.

I ban Jack for being like Pandora, and opening the box.

I ban Davy for not giving our future employees a form to fill out.

I'd say, we give them this.

Name: ________
Aliases: _________
Current titles (i.e. Rum Master, Noobanner, etc.): _________
Fears: ________
Willingness to submit to a higher authority and do whatever the blazes we tell you to do: _____
Desperation for Job: _______
Current Rum Bank Account: _______
Reason for Joining: ________

I ban Jack for forgetting the final line. Lets add these ones.