It would have to be a Pirate's hideout.

WWYDI you had a Pirate's hideout?

I would be hiding.

WWYDI everyone but you had a Pirate's hideout?

I would not be hiding.

WWYDI you could paint your ship?

I would paint my ship black.... harder for you to see me coming to blow ya outta the water!

WWYDI you could customize your ships sails?

I would have some really cool sails.

WWYDI when you went tot he shipwright you found that you had three new slots for ships?

i would wait in case a new ship becomes available.


WWYDI there was a new ship but took all the gold and all your ships and their slots?

I would tear it down laughing an evil, sinister, scary, stupid laugh.

WWYDI a monkey set your ship on fire burning your rum?

I'd shoot the monkey and go steal rum from gunner!

WWYDI they made the Behemoth a flagship?

I would board it.

WWYDI you had to redo the gunner quest.....but this time it really never ends?

I'd just not do the darned quest.

WWYDI you could fight the NPC's?

I would go for Gunner first! HEAR THAT GUNNER?!

WWYDI a flaming chain was a new weapon?

I would use it.

WWYDI they gave enemies the flaming chain?

Take it and go Ghost Rider on all of them.

WWYDI it was only for basics?

I would avoid tortuga or the PR docks.......wouldn't last long with their new found weapon.

WWYDI it made the basics as strong as a lvl 40?

I would never laugh at another one ever again.

WWYDI it cost blood to use it?