Sharpening my knives... carving the turkey is my role, hope they are sharp enough to COPE with that tender turkey!

Zeppers is the super hero of carving turkeys...he even has a CAPE to go with his super hero suit...

I hope the TAPE holding my cape on isnt showing

maybe next time instead of a cape use a TARP...

I guess I could use a tarp, and use it as a sail if necessary as well, otherwise i have to just PARK my ship!

which ....PART...of the ship will u hang the tarp from

I PRAY it will fit on the main mast

Wow! the skies are GRAY today

Must be a lack of sun RAYS

I want a potato chip, not chips, just one, so cant have LAYS potato chips..

Have to SLAP Jack Sparrow if you have more than one Zep!

he be lookin a bit ...PALE...now

Maybe we should send him to YALE

should i YELL!!

Only if u FELL