I would level up to become a better fighter and own 'em all.

WWYDI if the Kraken was about to come only this 1 time and you had to go to an appointment that cost 1,000 dollars if you missed it.

I would miss it and defeat the kraken......

WWYDI if someone gave you ten million dollars?

I'd pay for school first. Then I'd set aside some for play and some for a trust fund (being level headed here, sorry if it ruins your fun, haha)

WWYDI.....Jack Sparrow burst into your room while playing POTCO?

I'd tie him down, invite all my friends, and have a PARTY!! he he.

WWYDI you woke up and realized that real life was the dream and the game is real?

Freak out. I'd probably have issues like Kat does in my story.

WWYDI.....everyone started talking in Shakespearean language on POTCO? (Reading Hamlet, hahaha)

I would block you. Sorry.

WWYDI POTCO banished you?

Go on with my real life.

WWYDI you worked at POTCO?

I would start writing the second and third chapter. I don't know any programming skills.

WWYDI the second chapter was to visit Tia Dalma and you would get 1,000,000 Notoriety rep?

I would book it through the current story chapter and get that level 70.

WWYDI you found someone with the same name as you in game?

I would befriend him/her and create a magic show.

WWYDI the POTCO invasions came to POF?

I would man the battle stations and get ready to use my awesome lightning fast typing skills against Jolly.

WWYDI you found Raven's Cove by glitching off the edge of the world?

i would find the lost weapons.. :p

WWYDI if you found the lost sword??
(i would pvp everyone ;0)

Be Epic. The end.

WWYDI you were brainwashed into thinking you were a ninja, not a pirate?

I wouldn't mind. They are cool too.

WWYDI I became the Next villain in POTCO and I was invincible?

Psh, that one's so simple. I'd just ban you for some nonsensical reason. NEXT!

WWYDI there was a pirate school, with classes like "Plundering 101" and "How to Set Sail"?