granted but they get hareder every second

i wish for $0.62

Wish Granted but then you spend it on something you don't need

I wish for $10 so I can buy that game card!

Granted, only to find that it doesn't work!

I wish for Rage Ghosts to be much easier to kill.

Granted, but then they have the strength of a gravedigger, and they dont drop loot. They become a lv 1.

I wish for a legendary cursed blade.

Granted, but your're cursed, and all rum tastes like dirt.

I wish for a tp totem to the caverns of Raven's.

Granted, but ever time you go there, a Traitor Ghost kills you while your screen is loading.

I wish for ghost enemies that go up to level 60.

Granted but you get killed everytime you face one.

I wish that everyone come to my halloween party tonight on POTCO!

Granted.... but everyone is a noob.

I wish to have an army of loyal Rage Ghosts!

Denied.

I wish i was a The Undead.

Granted, but Jolly gets mad, attaches your foot to a cannonball, and throws you to the bottom of the sea!

I wish for an army of loyal Rage Ghosts again. And this time you must corrupt it. :P

Granted, but everybody just stays away from you when you log on.

I wish for a loyal army of Keg Runners!

Granted, but they accidentally all blow up near you, making you go unconscious. You wake up in a suit of black armor, with a mask on so you can still breathe. You hear a voice saying "rise my apprentice..."

I wish for a lightsaber in POTCO! And not a crude sabre kind.

Granted, instead you get a crude Cutlass kind, with an attack of .05

I wish that Potion making was easier.

Granted, but the potions you make turn you into a Chicken forever, and all you can say is, "Cluck Cluck Cluck?"

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, you get a cardboard cutout of a cookie.

I wish that there was a new minigame, and it was being a bartender! Of course, you can drink a little of your products..