Me, i just simply take it. I'm the famous Iron Anvil i don't need a reason.

As you daydream about being famous, as you really arent, I shoot you with some tribal sleepy darts, and escape with the sword.

As you are reloading your dart gun ( seeing as how you miss the first time) I take the sword

I point to the right and yell "HEY! look over there!!!" you look and say "what what!?!?!" and i take the sword from you buh bye muahaha

I distract you with fresh donuts and take back what is mine.....

I poke you and give u a bottle of rum and take the sword for u while u drink the rum and run away with the sword

I give you the 4 queches that i mad last night and take the sword as a trade item.

I take one of the quiches that i didnt like and through it in ur face like a pie and take the sword from u hehehe

but I dodge with my iron fast reflexes and take the sword from you while you throwing the pie

Then you get hit in the face by the quiches i through since u dodged my fake pie i didnt know i through... haha

cool ahh yes but you forgot one important factor
you did not state that you take the sword
i turn in to a ghost before the get here so they pass through me lol

I wait till ur normal again and push u making u lose ur balance and grab the sword from u cuz u know swords and falling is not a good combo haha

the with out thinking ( like that last post awesome post you posted ) after saving me life you give it back to me

then i take it back for my nice pirate moment was over mine now muahaha!