the kraken puts back the islands where they were and drinks tea with the others (even el patron)

The Kraken needed a biiiiiiig teacup.

they get a huge tea cup and pour a ton of tea for the kraken

then they attack Britain to get there tee and because there pirates

:pumpkinani:tey get the tea and start drinking it

Then the American Colonists take their tea and dump it into the harbor. Yes, I reworded history.

Oooooooh

They all start singing "Down down down, just dump it off the boat!"

Then the group of colonists gather in Boston where Davy Jones, the Kraken and the others massacre them.

Did it again.

the kraken ,joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the ,jolly roger,davy jones and jack go on the black pearl and sail to the middle of the carribean sea to drink rum tea and eat pizza, cookies cupcakes etc


(ps.Krakens LOVE COOKIES AND MILK and cupcakes)

The Colonists sail out to the sea, sink their ship, and kill them all, except Joe, who surrenders.

Poor Joe, hasn't been the center of attention for a while....

Joe is in the brig on the enemy ship, when all the sudden, she comes into the room.

She is Tia Dalma, Joe's hater.

Then Tia takes off her mask, and it is actually Mrs. Roger, Jolly Roger's wife!

Joe shrieks like a little school girl.

he throws a grenade at her I AM UNDEAFEATABLE said tia dalma