You were also dreaming. You also wet yourself while asleep.

I'm still COTS

I became even more notorious than I am now :) I also get rid of the protesters in London


ICOTS

The protesters were a hologram. The real ones jump out from a dumpster (all of them in one dumpster) and stab you with picket signs. The crew, saddened by this, makes me captain because I say I'll pick up where you left off in defeating them. I lied, of course.

ICOTS

The crew punishes you for you keep all of these notes in a notebook, and the crew found it. They nominate me as new captain.

ICOTS.

They are stupid, and think punishment is making me watch old war movies. I love them. After 8 hours they come in to find me alive and free. I thought I would shoot my way out, change it up a little (reference!). I then throw a decoy grenade. You pick it up, not knowing what it is. It then asplodes, killing you.

ICOTS

I'm not Captain of the Ship :D

Spartan-117 Reporting for duty, sir!

I die, but come back to life when I smell cookies. I kill you and find the cookies in the captain's cabin. I become captain.

ICOTS.

The cookies are baked in a gas oven... a Nova Gas oven. You die, screaming and gasping for air.

ICOTS

My ghost lives on, and cooks you in the oven with me. I leave you in there, and take over the crew.

ICOTS.

The crew was killed by an assassin.

HCOTS (He's Captain of the Ship)

So, I'm still captain? Woot!

ICOTS!

Yes, but you lag and DC. I then take the wheel even though the crew shouts at me for not letting go. But you aren't there, so they can't take it.

ICOTS

I log back in, grumbling over the stupid connections, and teleport back to my ship. I take the helm.

ICOTS.

I get the script-kiddies to hack you.

ICOTS

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I board the ship through public, and my guild maters in swords does to. we kill all of you, through the crew over board, and i take the helm
ICOTS