I ban Davy for Pirates trump any and all.

"You didn't fight fair!"
"Pirate!"

I ban JSS for getting PWNED by DF!

I ban TSC for teaching his apprentice how to PWN others. Soon he'll PWN you!

I ban JSS because Masters don't do that to each other. And you got PWNED, Bad!

I ban TSC for hinting that Davy may become a master.

I ban JSS because I wouldn't take him as my apprentice for nothing.

I ban TSC because i need a apprentice.

I ban TSC because it would be much easier to keep him as an apprentice forever, and keep telling him he'll be a master one day. That way, you'll have your own, personal, obedient minion.

I ban the word Ban.
HA!

I ___ Jack for ___ing the most important word in the activities forums!

I un___ the word ___!

Ban!

I ban steel for only BAN GODS SUCH AS MYSELF can reverse a ban.

I ban Bane for agreeing with me about the word PWNED. Great minds think alike.

I ban Jack Shark because Jack Ship is a Ban God 0_0

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for thinking I'm a Ban God! Hah.. good one, but I'm a mere noobanner, well, noob according to TSC.

I ban Jack the noob. He is anything but a Ban God.

And fools seldom differ. :D