73 bottles. Jack got his tax alright...

74 bottles. Might as well give this bottle to Brandy.. he needs one, no?

76 bottles. Because you were away from your rum master duties. And I did collect the first tax!

Drum Roll!


A bottle of rum! And it is empty.

Hey.. he had a monster..

77 bottles of Jack getting pwned.

78 bottles of edited rum.

79 bottles of me preparing for next time.

80 bottles of Jack preparing for something impossible.

81 bottles of pew pew rum. Like always, eh?

82 bottles of fireworkies!

OOHH!!!! AHH!!!!!

83 bottles of Jack thinking The Monster was pretty.

84 bottles. No. Not even no but no.

85 bottles. Jack, you'd best pretend it's true. You don't want to meet him under those circumstances again, do you?

86 bottles. There are many things I'll do, for a price, but say that, well.........

No.

87 bottles. Someone get Crest.